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Fun Facts About Me
- I sleep with at least a foot or hand dangling off the bed.

- My favorite color is teal.

- I have 3 beauty marks: cheek, back, lower cheek.

- I like Kraft mac & cheese and hot cocoa on cold days.

- I love old romantic comedy musicals.

- I have big feet.

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P'an-Chin-Lien
The Chinese Goddess of prostitutes. As a mortal, she was a widow who was much too liberal and inventive with her favors, and her father-in-law killed her. In death she was honored by her more professional associates and eventually became the goddess of whores.
Baklava Cups
1 (2 1/8oz) box frozen miniature phyllo cups
2/3 c. chopped mixed nuts
1-2 tsp. sugar
1/4 c. honey
1 tsp. water

1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
2. Place the shells on a baking sheet. Mix the sugar and chopped nuts and fill the shells. Bake for 8 minutes or until the shells are lightly browned.
3. Mix the honey and water in a small bowl and drizzle over the nuts. Serve warm or at room temperature.

Kujiga: Korean Chant
Song sung by the nine elders of Kaya when summoning King Suro. One of the earliest (if not the first) recorded instance of a shamanistic ritual (kut) in Korea.

Keobuga, Keobuga
Meorireul naeeora
Naeeonoch'i aneumyeon
Kuweo meogeuri
"Turtle, Turtle
Stick out your head
If you don't
We'll roast and eat you"

Cortigiana Onesta
In Italy, known as honest courtesans, the cortigiana onesta were usually well-educated and worldly (sometimes even more so than the average upper-class woman), and often held simultaneous careers as performers or artists. They were typically chosen on the basis of their "breeding"--social and conversational skills, intelligence, common sense, and companionship--as well as their physical attributes. It was usually their wit and personality that set them apart from regular women. They were prostitutes in the sense that sex was one of their obligations, but unlike the average prostitute, sex constituted only a facet of the courtesan's array of services. For example, they were expected to be well-dressed and ready to engage in a variety of topics ranging from art to music to politics.
Website Hit Counter
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Rube Goldberg format site!
This delightful German site selling... I'm not sure.

Just let it load, don't click anything, and enjoy the show!

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Monday, November 05, 2007
Animal Humans
From "Animal Humans"










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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Happy Halloween!

Found on eternallycool.com:

"The crypt of the church comprises five chapels, the floors of which are covered with earth brought from the Holy Land. Friars that were part of the Capucin community at this church were buried in that holy earth, but when the space was filled, bodies of the long deceased were dug up and dismantled to make room for new occupants. The bones of the disinterred - from some 4000 bodies dating between 1528 and 1870 - were then used to create intricate designs that cover the walls and the vaults of the chapels."

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Postcards showing the year 2000. (aka: gypped)



"...an amazing collection of postcards from the dawn of the twentieth century that depict what life would be like in the year 2000."

So now the tally lies thusly: not only do I *not* have a jetpack, nor a flying car; I also do not have my summer holiday at the North Pole and there's not a weather-controlling machine in sight.

*sigh*

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Monday, October 22, 2007
Brilliant!! USB Disk Dock lets you plug in hard drives




Now you can hook up a dirt-cheap SATA disk drive to your PC or Mac by simply plugging it into this USB desktop adapter that works just like an iPod dock. Until now, if you wanted to add a bare hard drive to your computer, you either had to put it in some sort of enclosure, or open up the hood of your PC and install it next to the other drive in there. That's not easy for the uninitiated.

This disk dock couldn't be simpler, accommodating 2.5-inch and 3.5-inch disks that you simply plug into its top. It's a cinch to connect it to your PC or Mac, too, because all you need to do is hook up a USB cable between this dock and your computer, just like you do with your digital camera. Then that naked hard drive acts just like any more-expensive external drive. All this convenience is relatively cheap, costing you just $46.79. — Charlie White, Geeks4U


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Friday, October 19, 2007
Orbiting Frog Otolith
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

The Orbiting Frog Otolith (OFO) was a NASA space program which resulted in the successful launch in 1970 of the Orbiting Frog Otolith spacecraft (OFO-A mission), sending two bullfrogs into orbit for the study of weightlessness. The name, derived through common use, was a functional description of the biological experiment carried by the satellite. Otolith referred to the frog's inner-ear balance mechanism.

The Orbiting Frog Otolith Program was a part of the research program of
NASA's Office of Advanced Research and Technology (OART). One of the goals of the OART was to study vestibular organ function in space and on the Earth.

The OFO experiment was designed to allow researchers to collect neurophysiological data on the response of the otolith to prolonged periods of weightlessness. The otolith is a part of the inner ear that is associated with equilibrium control: acceleration with respect to gravity as its primary sensory input.

The Orbiting Frog Otolith (OFO) spacecraft.


(This is what happened when I was wiki-ing the names of various encryption codes.)

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Monday, October 15, 2007
And another one
Odd, isn't it? Ya'll don't hear from me for ages and you get three... count 'em: THREE (3) posts in one morning! Why? Because I dread the fiscal year-end refiling and archiving I have to do. Prastination.

So, turns out Mario's mushrooms are real. Amanita muscaria is an adorable little red cap found throughout the world. Also known as fly agaric or Fly Amanita it has a strange ability. No, it won't make you triple in size, but it'll make you trip balls... or die. You know, whichever.





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Wednesday, September 26, 2007
How I’d Sink American Vogue


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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Geostationary Banana Over Texas




What part of "Geostationary Banana Over Texas" can't a person love? Think about it: a banana, visible to the naked eye at all times, hoving in that bold blue that only Texas skies seem to have. From the gritty windswept openness of El Paso to the stinking, humid traffic jams of Houston to the green hills of Austin: a banana in the sky!

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Monday, September 10, 2007
Burble?

The Burble is a massive structure reaching up towards the sky, composed of approximately 1000 extra-large helium balloons each of which contains microcontrollers and LEDs that create spectacular patterns of light across the surface of the structure.


Can you imagine seeing this up-close and personal?!








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Friday, August 03, 2007
Age Inspires
The world doesn't stop. Not for you; not for me. And amazing things come with age: experience, history, discoveries...


Amazing examples of Ottoman Calligraphy


Kahlil Gibran: 20th century Syrian-born mystic poet,
philosopher, and artist. I like his Rumi-esque-ness.

We should all be so lucky as to find love in the 90's


Find newspapers from each day in history, dating back to 1759


Bernice Bobs Her Hair: by F. Scott Fitzgerald


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Age Inspires
The world doesn't stop. Not for you; not for me. And amazing things come with age: experience, history, discoveries...




Amazing examples of Ottoman Calligraphy


Kahlil Gibran: 20th century Syrian-born mystic poet,
philosopher, and artist. I like his Rumi-esque-ness.

We should all be so lucky as to find love in the 90's



Find newspapers from each day in history, dating back to 1759




Bernice Bobs Her Hair: by F. Scott Fitzgerald


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Sunday, July 22, 2007
Eye Witness to History

Your ringside seat to history - from the Ancient World to the present. History through the eyes of those who lived it.







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Saturday, July 14, 2007
Blue Fugates of Kentucky!
I know, I know, I left without saying anything. But I'm sort of back now. I have moved from Texas to California with nary a hitch and I'm still trying to settle into a world without cardboard boxes.

To tide you over, I give you the Blue Fugates of Troublesome Creek:



Six generations after a French orphan named Martin Fugate settled on the banks of eastern Kentucky's Troublesome Creek with his redheaded American bride, his great-great-great great grandson was born in a modern hospital not far from where the creek still runs.

The boy inherited his father's lankiness and his mother's slightly nasal way of speaking.

What he got from Martin Fugate was dark blue skin. "It was almost purple," his father recalls.


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Wednesday, June 13, 2007
7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making Us Miserable
Scientists call it the naked photo test, and it works like this:

Say a photo turns up, of you nakedly doing something that would shame you and your family for generations. Bestiality, whatever. Ask yourself how many people in your life you would trust with that photo.


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Tuesday, June 05, 2007
A Pox on your History- Reviewed by E. Michael Jones, Ph.D.
At some point during late 1967 or early 1968, I decided that in order to complete a novel I was attempting to write, I needed the help of a creative writing instructor. I had already shown some of the stories I had written to Hiram Hayden, who was teaching at the Annenberg School of Communication at the University of Pennsylvania, but decided that I needed advice on a weekly basis, and Hayden, who was at the end of an illustrious career, wasn’t available. That’s how I met Bob Summers. He was an ad man turned playwright who was, I would estimate, 20 to 25 years older than me. His most famous play was The Seeds in the Passes. It had been performed, which is accomplishment enough, in both theaters and on TV. For the next year or so, we met on a weekly basis. He was, as I remember, a sympathetic listener who always had something encouraging and intelligent to say. We became friends. He introduced me to the woman he was living with at the time, who had a dance troupe and had just had a child by him. Bob was involved in fighting the city of Philadelphia’s ill-fated cross-town expressway at the time, a 10-lane monstrosity which was planned to go down South Street in Philadelphia and would have permanently altered the relationship between the center of town and the Italian and Jewish neighborhoods to the south. As part of those efforts, he was also instrumental in the founding of The Painted Bride, a coffee house ahead of its time in its anticipation of the rebirth of boho South Street out of the ashes of the former retail garment district. Bob scheduled poetry readings at the Painted Bride and brought the same sympathy to that operation that he brought to the creative writing classes.





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Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Design
More neat designs and ideas!


Philip Watts Design specializes in uber-cool organic designs for a variety of otherwise dull house bits such as handrails and stairs. Their Giger-esque designs, crafted in shining steel, is both utilitarian and the fucking hotness.











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Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Tea Time
The story of tea began in ancient China over 5,000 years ago. According to legend, Shen Nung, an early emperor was a skilled ruler, creative scientist and patron of the arts. His far-sighted edicts required, among other things, that all drinking water be boiled as a hygienic precaution. One summer day while visiting a distant region of his realm, he and the court stopped to rest. In accordance with his ruling, the servants began to boil water for the court to drink. Dried leaves from the near by bush fell into the boiling water, and a brown liquid was infused into the water. As a scientist, the Emperor was interested in the new liquid, drank some, and found it very refreshing. And so, according to legend, tea was created. (This myth maintains such a practical narrative, that many mythologists believe it may relate closely to the actual events, now lost in ancient history.)

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Wonderful Wallpaper

I've always had an interest in groups as design. Huge clouds creating shapes, tiny dots to create images and such. Here the use of ants takes the cake!





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Monday, May 07, 2007
Dog owners 'fleeced' in poodle scam
Thursday, April 26, 2007 via Metro.co.uk
Lamb
(Is it a lamb? Is it a poodle? Can you spot the difference?)

Thousands of people have been 'fleeced' into buying neatly coiffured lambs they thought were poodles.

Entire flocks of lambs were shipped over from the UK and Australia to Japan by an internet company and marketed as the latest 'must have' accessory.

But the scam was only spotted after a leading Japanese actress said her 'poodle' didn't bark and refused to eat dog food.

Like hundreds of Metro.co.uk readers, we also think this has a whiff of the 'urban myth' about it - but hey, it's a good story.

Maiko Kawakami, who starred in the Japanese thriller Violent Cop, showed photographs of her pet on a television talk show only to be told it wasn't a dog - but was in fact a lamb.

The discovery prompted hundreds of women to contact the police with similar problems and the authorities believe as many as 2,000 people have been conned.

'We launched an investigation after we were made aware that a company was selling sheep as poodles,' a police spokesman told The Sun.

'Sadly, we think there is more than one company operating in this way.

'The sheep are believed to have been imported from overseas - Britain and Australia.'

Poodles are famously used by the rich and glamourous on the continent but are extremely rare in Japan, with many people having little idea what they look like.

The company, which translates as Poodles as Pets, sold the 'poodles' for £630, about half the cost of a normal poodle but is now understood to have been shut down.

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About Me

Name: Coddswaddle

High Priestess of the Dark Lord Internet

About Me: I was hatched long ago by a slightly neurotic squirrel. It was from that rodent that I cultivated an interest in shiny objects and innovative design. Marketing is a trial for me as I navigate the aisles of plastic-wrapped promotional products. At home I like to shoot aliens while smack-talking, cuddling my cats, and causing my fiancée grief.
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